You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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