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Wipe that smile off your face.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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