one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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