so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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