I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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