dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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