she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
sex in a hospital.. check
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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