Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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