wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
