If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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