I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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