There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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