I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
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So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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