i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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