My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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