Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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