White coat. Heels.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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