she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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