Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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