is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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