i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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