god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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