I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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