and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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