I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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