How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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