I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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