And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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