He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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