Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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