so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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