I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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