He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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