no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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