i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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