Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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