So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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