just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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