Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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