fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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