Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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