He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it