you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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