Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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