yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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