I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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