Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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