VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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