If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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