so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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