Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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