One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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