he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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