Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
