We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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