Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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