did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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