If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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