Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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